Kng of The Hill

Vitoed... you can't uncomission me and send me to the desert, plus, only one person would have died, the neuter one. also, you forgot about my lasers, making my fort still mine because I would've shot you AND the britney clones

MY HILL!!!!!!
P.S. My flag self-destructs killing anyone along with it, then reforms itself.
you can Vito that if you want

ooooohhhhh... you also forgot about my helicopters

Plus, I never took your land defenses except for the wall

oh and yes i vito the flag thing lol

*SPAM ALERT*

TORII!!!!!! SHUDDUP a little!!

Admin wrote:TORII!!!!!! SHUDDUP

what? how iz dat spam anyway?

and why did u delete my post?

ok guys, I'd like to maybe say a few things about the flag system:

1. Our posts shouldn't really be super long, because people don't read them and figuring out how to go through every single defense is pretty annoying. Also, using technology is kind of cheap...

2. Because I SOUND LIKE YOUR MOM...

3. Just maybe make up something about what youre using to guard the hill, it doenst have to be super long, and guys try to put everything into one post, like don't spread it out...

4. sorry if I sound like a total @$$h0l3 but it just seems like king of the hill is being a little dominated by OMGGGG I USE LASERS TO REFLECT britney's VAGINNAAA onto the PEE-SOAKED NUCLEAR ROCKETS

seriously

I'd like to kind of start over, because the whole britney desert pee thing is gross, weird, and confusing...sorry but I think it's best.

My hill.

Torchibusken wrote:ok guys, I'd like to maybe say a few things about the flag system:

1. Our posts shouldn't really be super long, because people don't read them and figuring out how to go through every single defense is pretty annoying. Also, using technology is kind of cheap...

2. Because I SOUND LIKE YOUR MOM...

3. Just maybe make up something about what youre using to guard the hill, it doenst have to be super long, and guys try to put everything into one post, like don't spread it out...

4. sorry if I sound like a total @$$h0l3 but it just seems like king of the hill is being a little dominated by OMGGGG I USE LASERS TO REFLECT britney's VAGINNAAA onto the PEE-SOAKED NUCLEAR ROCKETS

seriously

I'd like to kind of start over, because the whole britney desert pee thing is gross, weird, and confusing...sorry but I think it's best.

My hill.

actually i did say that there is one way to get past it, and it's not that hard if u really look at it

Torchibusken has a crap-load of mom training don't worry

yes i did, its near the beginning i said and i plnt my flag in the ground and then later i say they hatin on mah hill or my hill same thing

i say that start over from mine, the one with the confusion with daf, cuz i DID SAY THAT I PLANTED THE FLAG AND i Dad say that it was my hill in the song section

I really don't get what popstick is saying so i guess its his hill but we are gonna start over in terms of strategy

What?!?!?! lol but still i had it my hill and i planned and EVERYTHING!!!! DAMMIT!!!

I get my scientists to come up w/ a formula to take over the hill.: 8989834203840283408203480.3434234(98796%00)=xx34957293475923745987234985729435274598273495792347592947594375972934759827
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while you were reading all that i took over the hill

I use my L33T skilz to channel a chi blast at the hill, it kills everybody and MY HILLL!!!!!!!!!!
WOW... LOT OF SMILIes

i walk over and shoot arman cuz he didnt put up any defense, then i get rid of the body and drive five thousand tanks up the hill surounding it for miles, there electrified babed wire surrounding that and patrolling units of GI special forces units. The wire is so electrified that if u try to cut it with metal u will be electrified through whatever tool ur using or, if its not metal, then whateverit is bursts into flame, includign human flesh. Also u cant b within five hundred yards of the wire or mines will be activated and theres machine gun turrets EVERYWHERE, good night, and good luck
haha hahahaha suckas beat this shit

and i put up a flag so MY HILL!!!!!!!

there electrified babed wire means there is electrified barbed wire

first, I send out emps while 1000 feet away from the wire, so that the mines blow up without me stepping on them. next, I send out a special forces squad with bulletproof vests to kamikaze into the turrets and the GI members. Next, using helicopters, I put up a latticework of wooden beams over the barbed wire and have my men parachute down out of the helicopter and walk across. Behind the tanks and barbed wires I do the same manuever and flank the tanks with my men on their makeshift boardwalks. Then, I have my gunners in the helicopters shoot missiles at the tanks while my men shoot at them from the ground. Once the tanks, machine gun turrets and men are dead I put up a flag so it is MY HILL!!!

Defenses: Using my magical green thumb since it's close to St. Patrick's day, I grow a gigantic forest of creepers, branches, and thorns that is like a huge maze, only every thorn and creeper is an explosive that reacts to the slightest touch. Oh and around this I build a metal casing so that you can't use flame. MY HILL.

im impressed torch, but i have helicopters carry a huge tarp over the whole forest of stuff so that no sun reaches them, then they die, i then crawl over them with GI forces and i kill torch, then i set tanks and AN army of nine thousand tanks that shoot and whatver a tank does but when they get touched they explode, and they charge enemy armies. then i have giants who can see everything, even an ant a thousand miles away and they can feel anything so no underground stuff......... yaaaaaaaaaaa, i plant the plag so MAH HILL MUTHA' 'UCKAS


ps. the tanks surround the hill so u can t come from behind

I hire flight of the conchords and they set loose Demon Women and own yall

You never plant a flag or put up defenses so I come from behind, assassinate u and plant my flag. for my defenses, I have an army of cockroaches and a few land mines to destroy you, I also set up mines everywhere in random places so that if you use an EMP you can possibly get blown up.

MY HILL!!!

No... NOOOOOOOO NOT DEMON WOMAN DAMN YOU!!

i use insecticide to kill the roaches and then i get a membership accoiunt at the emp store so now i get them fo free, so i send out a bunch of them and they find all the mines, and only a few get blown up. then i set up and wall covered with S.A.T. and A.C.T. questions, and you can only get through if u answer the questions, and considering none of are at the S.A.T. or A.C.T. level, then its gonna be pretty hard, and no CALCULATORS, OR COMPASSES, OR GEOSKETCHPAD, OR PROTRACTORS OR ANY OTHER MATH TOOLS ARE ALLOOWED.
and put up swarms of wasps on the outsdi eof the wall so good look getting in, i put up th flag so MY HILL