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    rooj98

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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  rooj98 on Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:54 pm

    sadly, all those britney spears got on your nerves because they were constantly singing womanizer. So you take a bazooka and blow them all up. I then just walk up the hill, set up a wall of mines and claim the hill. MY HILL!!!!
    PS. I did kill you. You are right now at the bottom of a deep pit.
    PPS. I have also made a line of anti aircraft guns for those stupid helicopters.
    PPPS. Anyone who trys to walk in will be killed because the mines keep coming back into place ounce anyone steps on them.
    PPPPS. MY HILL FOREVER!!!!!

    And who is Jockstrap? does anyone know?
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Shahn213 on Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:18 pm

    I walk up to the hill and get destroyed by the defenses... But that was a clone from the future and futuristic atom bomb and no thats cheap
    So I simply get a proton cannon that is accurate to the nearest electron and a few proton turrets to demolecularize all incoming attacks. I upgrade all my turrets and tanks with trajectory and speed monitors for full accuracy... They also have an artificial intelligence system to defend on attacks.
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    Torchibusken the giant mole thing had some flaws... are u telling me that 16 drills shooting grenades napalm and bombs did not kill ur mole? If so I question what kind of armor was he wearing because thats impossible...
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Admin on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:30 am

    Shahn's cannons discovered that there master was lame through there artificial intelligence and they blew him up.

    !

    place my flag

    MY HILL

    I post an army of smileys to guard it Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball Basketball affraid
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Torchibusken on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:44 am

    response to shahns accusation: The drills didn't have time to shoot at the mole because they couldn't shoot underground, and when the mole got above ground it was beating up the drills, so they only had a few shots. so hunnnnnnnhhhhhhhh what now

    I remove the brackets around the smileys, so instead of Basketball they are now harmless bball's and I can put my flag on. But I do not leave my flag unguarded...I put 50,000 DEMON FRITOS to guard the hill!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHHA ps Demon fritos can shoot lasers and wear armor so you can't crush them underfoot.

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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  werewolf555 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:06 am

    well then I with my missile fleet smash the hill with my 300 nuclear missiles. I then hypnotize ranger1a2b and he walks up to the hill and claims the hill 4 me
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Torchibusken on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:07 am

    ok I'd like to veto that message, because just using nuclear missiles is REALLY cheap, it's just like atom bombs...
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Admin on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:33 am

    I agree w/ torchinusken were wolf is being kinda cheap. Also , it doesn't have to defeat the hill gaurdians. Maybe you beat the gaurds in tick tack toe so they let you pass.
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Torchibusken on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:35 am

    yeah, like people should use brains instead of brute force (although i did do this.... pale pale pale )so this dawns a NEW AGE of king of da hill...
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  tori22 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:45 am

    I agree with admin/ torchibusken, and im not just talking to werewolf

    no proton canons and super explosions, it should be a bit more strategic. Yes, making clones of britney spears completely contridicts this, but still we can still use that sometimes but u know keep it on the realistic side, but it can sometimes be closer to a FAMILY GUY reality, but still realistic but funny, u get what im saying?
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  popstick on Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:45 am

    I send Stewie Griffin in and being STEWIE he obviously beats everyone with all his awesome weapons, if uv seen the nuclear hooolocaust wpisode ull no what im talking abt, his army of octopi stewies take over and they plant the flag for me.......... MY HILL
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Torchibusken on Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:37 am

    to beat stevie, I use his worst fear...VAGINAS!! (from that one family guy episode) I scare him with them and he freaks out and run away. To protect the hill i install gay horse pornography around it. muahaha. MY HILL!
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  rooj98 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:16 pm

    All of my soldiers are given masks so all they have to do is walk up the hill so they don't see any pornography.I don't really care about defending this hill so I just leave the pornography up. My hill!
    PS. I did place a flag.
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  tori22 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:05 pm

    I tunnel underground until I am under the hill, then I start to tunnel up as if I am inside the hill. Then, while henry isnt watching, I come up from the ground, throw his flag miles away, then place my flag. Then, I simply pee on the hill (for no reason) and then my army pops out of the hill like moles. Then I kill henry;s army through pulling him and his army into the ground like in those horror movies (u know, how the guy comes from the ground and grabs ur leg then pulls u in). Then I take down the horse porn, stuff it in the holes where Henry and his army are, and then Henry runs away, or else if he DID stay he would be trapped by the wall of horse porn! Then I make a wall, a big, GIGANTIC, WALL!!! but its not just any wall. It has 70, yes, 70, BIG HUGE SCREENS THAT ARE ALL SHOWING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL THREE SOUNDTRACK!!!!!!! AND IN HIGH DEF!!! SO U DONT MISS AN INCH OF IT!!!! Then, to make sure stewie doesnt come back, I reclone Britney spears and keep her naked on watch, this time she will RAPE U if u come near!!!!! that means u wont die of burned eyez u'd die of a..... an unpleasant experience. Very, unpleasant.


    BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  dafmak on Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:41 pm

    I come and undermine him, making all of the TV's collapse. as for the HSM3, I use earmuffs. I then send out a neuter soldier to kill britney then I take your fort. I guard it with land mines, lasers, and helicopters. I hypnotize shahn213 and he helps me guard my fort. I place my flag in victory.

    MY HILL!!!!!! cheers
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    Post  popstick on Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:50 pm

    well i simply come with a huge army, shoot britney spears, destroy the wall from afar with catapults and then i march up the hill and theres a fight between my army and torris army, i win tho and i plant my flag in the ground, then i replenish my army and build to evryones suprise a huge statue of a PAYNIS or penis (same thing) that, way anyone who cames near sees it and runs away, and if u send gay guys over, its an extremely ugly penis so theyll run away too. they all Smile and gay and then theyll be all affraid and scared. i also set up the staue so that i cant be targeted from afar and set up special missile launchers so that if u do manage to get by its ugimness, those are htere. and my soldiers have special glasses so that they dont see the statue, but have hightened senses, so now htey realize it if anything is comiung from underneath, mining under the hill, or creeping up behund them. THEY HATIN' ON MAH HILL HILL HILL HILL
    DAVIDS ARMY IS DEAD AND GONE, MY ARMY TURNED THERE HEADS TO THE EAST,AND THEY DIDNT SEE NOBODY BY THEIR SIDE, THEY TURNED THEIR HEADS TO THE WEST, THERE IS STILL NOBODY INSIDE, SO THEY TURNED THERE HEADS TO THE NORTH, SWALLOWED THAT PILL THAT THEY CALL RIDE................ya anyways, the song part was not part of the king of the hill game, it was just random so dont do any stupid crap and say oh, he didnt sya that they looked to the south so im comiung form there and now ima kill, them, if u do say that, then ill be piseed

    by the way this to torris not dafss,

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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  popstick on Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:52 pm

    hey i got an idea, lets split thsi into another topic and then we can have 2 king of the hills, one follong mine, and one folloing daf.s
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  dafmak on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:10 pm

    I was about to say... it would have become too hectic and people would be like, "wait, who are you attacking?"
    but then again... I think 2 koth's would be too confusing as well...
    I dunno what to do... Question Question Question Question Question pale confused scratch
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Admin on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:17 pm

    No point of having to king of the hills. More people of are using KOH then anwering actual questions. It would get kinda confusing
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  dafmak on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:24 pm

    so now comes the million-dollar question... Who's fort is it now? Question
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Admin on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:33 pm

    Stills daf's hill .... after all that popstick never placed his flag or said MA HILL but thanks for the effort
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  Torchibusken on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:38 pm

    MINE!!!!!!!!!! rebounding action! I go up to the hill and put my flag on it, but I put a whole bunch of decoy flags so you can't tell which one's mine, and the wrong one will explode!
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  dafmak on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:48 pm

    You never defeated my fort tho torchibusken Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  dafmak on Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:50 pm

    therefore making my fort still undefeated!!!! Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  tori22 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:11 pm

    URGENT! READ ALL OF THIS CAREFULLY!!!!!!


    yeah, vitoing mack's post (phew, dat was close), I destroy the wall using it's rival, HANNAH MONTANNA! then, as the blast of horrible screaming that people call music echoes, I win, cuz ms montanna is too much. i bring back my britney barricade, and 10 of them surround shahn. Shahn dies of shock (but not completely, cuz i simply just bury him, cuz we really can't kill eachother) . Now, u may think, how can i get past my own defenses that calvin stole! SIMPLE!! I PLANNED WAY AHEAD!!!! u guys forgot. I PEED ON THE HILL!!!! HOWEVER, THE PEE WAS LACED (oh yeah, go bio warfare) AND POISONED CALVIN'S ARMY. Then calvin nearly dies, and I ship him, with shahn213 to the middle of the goby desert (and the hill is in Canada) where they are surrounded by cryptids and such. Then, I scatter my laced pee all over the fields surrounding the hill, but my army is imune to the pee cuz they r MA ARMY. Basically, if u come near the hill, u die. then britney, on 1000 LARGE HIGH DEFINITION SCREENZ facing away from the hill that surround the hill, is shown naked, and fingering herself so u can get a more disturbing image!! Then, the 67 britneyz themselves stand guard outside the hill. Also, before I place my flag, i must tell u dat the pee also sinks into the ground, meaning that if u try to mine, then u die because u will smell the pee. My pee also burns through gas masks and everything!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS ONLY 1 WAY TO GET PAST THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF U DON;T SAY THE RITE 1, IT WILL BE VITOED! WHY AM I BEING SUCH A JACKASS, BECAUSE IF U THINK ABOUT IT IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. BAM! I PLACE MY FLAG ON THE HILL!!! MA HILL!!!!!

    PS: also, about calvin's mines, i simply used the britney clones. That's why I only have 67 now.

    pss: if u don't find out how to get past this by 1:30 tommorow, then anything goes lol
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    Re: Kng of The Hill

    Post  tori22 on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:11 pm

    also, if u cant find it, or if this really is just plain vitoed like 10 times or sumthin, then ill tell u how

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