Kng of The Hill

I hope y'all remember how to do this. The hill right now has an indefenet supply of a very powerful mineral. All you gotta do ... is claim it by placing your own flag on it. You realize that other people want it too, in fact everyone does. Come up w/ different ways to capture and recapture DA HILL. Forge alliances and back stab your friends.

P.S. Don't make it to ridiculous so that it becomes boring because keep dropping atom bombs or something.

I walk up the hill and put my flag there

i send out this guy which makes shans men thats omethings up, but the afro guy spikes their coffee and gets them drunk, then under cover of darkness, i send out assasins who kill shan men, then I WALK UP THE HILL and put my flag down

I walk up to the hill and tell the guards I am an ambassador and I have an important message for their leader. They let me in and during the night I sneak around to the food supply and poison all there food and drink. Then in the morning I leave. A day later I come back to find all of them dead. I walk up and place my flag on the hill. My hill

I tell the guards I'm an orphan being chased by and evil monster and they let me in the city to put me in a psych ward and while inside I kill the guard from behind and place the flag on MY hill

I tell the orphan that I'm going to recruit him for a play about orphans and victorian times and dickens and while he's rehearsing I kick the scenery and it falls on top of him and I put my flag on the hill. Also I get a lot of rabid orphans to guard the hill and protect it from danger. MY HILL.

I get a rich guy and girl who walk up to the orphans and say were going to give you a home and the orphans follow... I put my flag on my hill and set up a few tanks around my hill

I get Soulja Boy to kiss the tanks thru the phone. Luckily the tanks are homophobic and roll away. I place my flag on the hill.

I get a bunch of gay tanks, and shoot Soulja boy with them. Soulja boy is so freaked out by the gay tanks that he runs away screaming about drag queens who raped him when he was 9. I put my flag on the hill and keep my tanks up.

I take britney spears, hold her up so every1 in all ur armies can see her, and pull down her pants and underwear, den u all die of shock. Before I say the declaration, I duplicate britney spears and post her clones and her naked all around the hill so any1 who comes near it and looks at it will burn their eyes out. MY HILL, AND IM AFRAID I JUST WON LOL!

I make my soldiers wear blindfolds and tell them that when i say "now", they should shoot in a specific direction with everything they have, they therefor wipe out the entire britney spears combat brigade.I then remove the lbind folds and get several gay men to sit around the hill, then cuz yalls is gay, when u come over ul b seducted by the gay men then killd by the homophobic soldiers, byw, i put my flag on the hill, MY HILL

Guys, thanks for all the enthusiam... also remember to answer the Qs too.

Since half of your army recently "came out of the closet" I get Dr.Manhattan to show you his uber wang and half your soldiers run after him. I kill the rest w/ rain water since Black Water didn't do squat.

I place the flag MY HILL

I accuse Dr. Manhattan of giving people cancer by his radioactive wang, and then he runs away to Mars Venus. I make ALL OF THE WATCHMEN stand guard around the hill. MY HILL.

I walk straight behind the watchmen and put the flag on my hill






SIMPLICITY RULES

since shahn didnt say he placed any security or anything, i walk up the hill behind him and blow his face off with a silencer gun, so that the watchmen dont hear, then i shoot them too and place my flag on the hill, along with tanks, MY HILL BITCHES


simplicty rules and dr. mahattans dick looks like this


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL rioters what will we dooooooooo?!?!?!?!?

I fly into the hill with a radar avoiding plane and parachute out on the back side. Behind the line of sight from tanks. Then, since Henry said he placed on tanks no guards, I place time bombs on the tanks. Then I leave and after they blow up I place my flag on with guards, inside a wall and tanks out side. I also place helicopters in the air that warn if air attacks r coming. Then I place men on the base to avoid miners coming in. MY WELL FORTIFIED HILL haha

To conquer ranger's well fortified hill I send in James Bond and Lara Croft. Lara Croft's pure sexitude blows up the tanks, because ranger didn't specify that the tanks were female/neuter/hermaphrodite. Then, James Bond goes inside the wall and kills all the guys in a very awesome way. I make them FUSE into one super being: Lara Bond, who is a hermaphrodite but could kick your booty, and I make it guard the hill and shoot down the helicopters with a rocket launcher. MY HILL.

I take the survivin 4 spears clones, den they pee, dats rite ,PEE ON U AND DA HILL!!!!! (if ya didnt know dis kills every1) the fumes from her urine remains and surrounds the hill any1 who comes accross it dies. There is no gas mask. Then, after 50 years, the hill melts away. Then I take the remaining hill (now a valley) and then clone her again and place her naked all over the hill. Then the fumes surround the outside of the hill. Before I claim the valley, I must say that the fumes prevent all types of explosions!!!!!!!!!! NOW IVE WON!!!!!!!! MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have all my men put on gas masks and march up the hill. Since Tori's only defense was the fumes and I blocked them I have all my men shoot him and take the hill Then I place guards all around the hill and keep the fumes. I put tanks on the ground and helicopters in the air. Since I still have the fumes there can be no explosions. haha MY SMELLY HILL I INVENTED A NEW GAS MASK, HAHA TORI

I SHOVE MY JOCKSTRAP IN YOUR FACE AND YOU FAINT! MY HILL!

Ranger only set up tanks and helicopters they had not idea that 10 drills were gonna resurface around the hill and 6 on the hill and shoot up bombs, grenades and Napalm. Every1 is dead except for me and my drills which can sense everything above and below ground... I sent up helicopters to guard the sky, (remember if u shoot down my helicopters they will fall into the ground which will alerts my drills to shot up bombs grenades and napalm.) I win MY HILL just try to beat that. O and I put up britney spears on top of the hill 2 repel any1 who thinks of attacking. MY HILL
Ps. Any of u who were thinking of using emp's remember my drills are underground electrical currents don't travel through dirt.
PPS. JUST WANTED 2 REMIND U THIS PLAN IS FLAWLESS, GIVE UP IT"S MY HILL



Forget simplicity, Complexity rules

O and who is jockstrap

ok, well what I do is I get the Juggernaut from Marvel to hold a huge time bomb, and his power if you didn't KNOW, is to be invincible while he's running, so he just runs in and bombs the doody out of everyone. MY HILL.

Some people might say that I'm not really ignoring Shahn's defenses, so plan B:

I adopt a giant, ravenous, man-eating mole. This mole travels underground and can burrow at a speed of 200mph and has huge claws. Although the drills might sense it, they can't do anything because moles have very tough body armor and natural resilience to shrapnel. It rips up the base and destroys the drills altough maybe it got beat up in the process. MY ODDLY DEFENDED BUT STILL AWESOME HILL.

Actually, I like plan B better, so let's go with that.

ranger1a2b wrote:I have all my men put on gas masks and march up the hill. Since Tori's only defense was the fumes and I blocked them I have all my men shoot him and take the hill Then I place guards all around the hill and keep the fumes. I put tanks on the ground and helicopters in the air. Since I still have the fumes there can be no explosions. haha MY SMELLY HILL I INVENTED A NEW GAS MASK, HAHA TORI

Actually u guys forgot bout ma britney spears clones, so all ur recent posts basically dont count. STILL MA HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes i just did morally delete all ur posts!)

oh yeah and who is jockstrap iz it u anton if it iz im definetely NOT looking at ur jockstrap!