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    dafmak

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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  dafmak on Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:29 am

    Global Warming is the only non-human caused thing happening, so I would say global warming

    Terrorism is caused by humans, and can be stopped by humans
    Loss of oil is because of humans, and can be stopped by humans
    Global warming was NOT caused by humans, just sped up by humans. We can slow it down, but we can't completely stop it, so Global warming...

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    Post  werewolf555 on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:39 pm

    dafmak wrote:Global Warming is the only non-human caused thing happening, so I would say global warming

    I don;t think so, it was caused by to much c02 being released, because of us burning stuff
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    Post  werewolf555 on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:42 pm

    whats the funny Q?
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    Post  dafmak on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:49 pm

    werewolf555 wrote:
    dafmak wrote:Global Warming is the only non-human caused thing happening, so I would say global warming

    I don;t think so, it was caused by to much c02 being released, because of us burning stuff

    BUT, It was being caused not by humans, we just sped it up

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    New Q. April 8 2009

    Post  Admin on Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:40 am

    What do you think philosophers did 4 fun. It could be really dumb like see who has a longer beeard
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  ranger1a2b on Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:45 pm

    2 Things

    1. Drinking Contests

    2. (Nissim's response gave this one) Who could tie their beard and hair in the most extravagant way
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  popstick on Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:53 pm

    pranks, like, hey confucious, did u kno that if u look a the stars u learn the answer to philosophy?, and then fucious looks at the stars everynight for hours till he dies, adn then pythag watever will be sorryyyyy




    Very Happy became Smile and then Sad Surprised Shocked but then becaem a jock an was all Cool and Laughing, the nerds were Mad because he Razz them, but they were Embarassed so they cudnt do anything, that made them Crying or Very sad , the devil was like Evil or Very Mad and then he came up with an idea Question Exclamation Idea so he was Twisted Evil ehtold it to the nerds and they were all Rolling Eyes and then Wink they went this way Arrow and the jocks were Neutral the nerds was all like What a Face , the leader of the nerds wore this Like a Star @ heaven and ooked like this Suspect , the jocks had tattos like this I love you and that made the nerds No , then @ came p above their heads when cyclops showed up, and clown , and pirat , so they was all like tongue , the jocks were like silent and then pale , but the jocks dads had brot alien and cat and monkey and pig and rabbit , so they were all bounce , the nerds were all confused but the jocks werent affraid , cuz they did this Basketball , an their gfs were cheers , so a nerd threw a bom and a jock drunken and then Sleep , the sunwas all sunny because he was watching and was happy, the neards had albino , but the jocks had cherry , then,, santa cme along with rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer and said that teh farao was now king and had a queen who shared a jocolor with this guy, geek , everyone was scratch , so the nerds study and figured out that this meant elephant were now extinct, the flower were annoyed because a bunch of afro were fighting lol! right nxt to them,,,,,







    hope u enjoyed it.................., MO' FOCKA
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  popstick on Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:57 pm

    NOW SHUT UP OR ILL SLAP U LIKE A GAY DONKEY!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  ranger1a2b on Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:06 pm

    WOW POPSTICK
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  Admin on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:14 am

    Wise words my brother
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  werewolf555 on Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:57 pm

    I think philosophers spent their time thinking about what they should call themselves, however, they wasted their time (duh)

    P.S. If you search unemployed philosophers on google, there is already an unemployed philosophers guild, so I guess we R 2 L8
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    April 13 2009 New Q

    Post  Admin on Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:55 pm

    If you could start your life over knowing about heaven would you try to do everything perfectly so that you could get into heaven even if you don't know if it exists or not. Or Would go about how you do now and hope that there isn't a dude w/ red horns attacking you when you get there.

    PS This isn't a yes or no Question

    PSS I don't see how you could make this offensive so if you can that's kinda sad


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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  tori22 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:59 pm

    Admin wrote:What do you think philosophers did 4 fun. It could be really dumb like see who has a longer beeard
    They had sex, then "studied it" (aka looking INSIDE the parts using the fingers in motions that i shall not say) and then they would drink, then get arrested. Then they would break out and have sex again, studie it more, and then one philosopher would have invented a record of his studies, called:

    PORNOGRAPHY
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  tori22 on Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:02 pm

    Admin wrote:If you could start your life over knowing about heaven would you try to do everything perfectly so that you could get into heaven even if you don't know if it exists or not. Or Would go about how you do now and hope that there isn't a dude w/ red horns attacking you when you get there.

    PS This isn't a yes or no Question

    PSS I don't see how you could make this offensive so if you can that's kinda sad


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    well there already is a heaven so um i would just repeat my life without all the sins i have commited........ which will be very very very hard
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  ranger1a2b on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:39 pm

    Maybe. The reason is that if you live perfectly you wouldn't really live at all, but if you there was heaven I would live perfectly so I could get in to Heaven which is eternal. But also as Mr P said, to get into heaven you can be a murderer but say you believe in God and Jesus and if you truly believe you could get into heave so you may not have to live perfectly , so my final answer, I would do it over with a lot less sins but not without any.

    Also Werewolf thats really kool. Maybe its ours though, in which case kool again.
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  tori22 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:36 am

    ranger1a2b wrote:Maybe. The reason is that if you live perfectly you wouldn't really live at all, but if you there was heaven I would live perfectly so I could get in to Heaven which is eternal. But also as Mr P said, to get into heaven you can be a murderer but say you believe in God and Jesus and if you truly believe you could get into heave so you may not have to live perfectly , so my final answer, I would do it over with a lot less sins but not without any.

    Also Werewolf thats really kool. Maybe its ours though, in which case kool again.
    well u still cant be a murderer cuz wat they meant was that by believing in god you follow god. If u kill sum1, then u dont believe in god......... dats just a rule. However i know u wont kill someone cuz if u wanted to get into heaven dat wud be retarded to kill someone but yeah
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  Admin on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:31 am

    what if you kill in the name of god. Is that allowed. Its been done b4
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  werewolf555 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:26 pm

    If you kill in the name of god it would still be a sin, if some1 across the globe kills in my name, it is a sin. If I knew there was a heaven, then yes I would try to be a much better person, and be a "saint" lol!
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  werewolf555 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:29 pm

    ranger1a2b wrote: Also Werewolf thats really kool. Maybe its ours though, in which case kool again.
    How could it be related 2 us in any way??? We are in no way connected to this large program Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad affraid Sleep Sleep Sleep santa queen king jocolor jocolor Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  ranger1a2b on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 pm

    oh yeah, right werewolf. Also Oh to Tori
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    New Q. Friday April 17 2009

    Post  Admin on Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:09 pm

    Try to write a story with the smileys so that we have to guess what it means and then write the real story in white so that we can highlight it and so what it was really about.hello
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    Post  tori22 on Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:03 am

    farao Sleep cat monkey pig No flower elephant study Arrow affraid Arrow Evil or Very Mad Arrow santa rendeer Exclamation farao confused Arrow geek cat monkey pig Arrow elephant cyclops geek affraid flower geek Arrow afro Embarassed albino elephant Sleep Suspect Wink Basketball sunny Like a Star @ heaven Evil or Very Mad scratch affraid Twisted Evil jocolor Cool albino Evil or Very Mad Basketball Twisted Evil Arrow Arrow affraid flower santa Exclamation Twisted Evil

    ok so the pharo was a sleep and then his cat, monkey, and his pig turned into a giant elephant in his book but then it came TO LIFE! then he ran away to to santa where he was confused. He thot, then turned him into a geek. Then all the animals died because he wuz so ugly when seeing him. Then santa turned him into AFRO SAMURAI! However, then the pharo got sick and turned into an albino. then he found out that the elephant was asleep, and so he played basketball. then the sun turned into a blackhole and they all died. Then the devil said no to them coming into hell, and s he only let the joker in. Then everyone challenged the devil to a basketball game, and the devil accepted. The devil then cremed them, and then turned them into santa clasue, who the devil fell in love with


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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  werewolf555 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:47 pm

    I don;t c the story... anyway

    monkey Sleep affraid confused santa cheers king lol!
    The monkey was sleeping, and he was afraid and concerned when santa made him king, lol
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  ranger1a2b on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:03 pm

    afro study albino farao king Surprised Laughing albino No afro farao king

    the Afro dude was studying when the albino rabbit came up to him and said he was the pharaoh king. He was surprised and laughed, so the rabbit said no. And so Afro dude became pharaoh king.
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    Re: Newest Question

    Post  werewolf555 on Fri May 08, 2009 8:49 pm

    we need a new Q. and more people to respond

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